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Thesis Draws to an End 7/28/2003

The hardest part about writing my thesis was kicking myself in the ass.  This is harder than it sounds.  I can now also kick myself in the face.  Ask me to do this if you see me on the street. 

I looked like this when I finished my thesis:

My computer screen looked like this at the end of the battle:

You literally need 600 MB of memory to write a good thesis.  I only had 599.